
I am going to post a series of entries that consist of magnificent quotes from the books I have recently been reading. As some of you may know, I am a huge fan of fiction in general. Coincidentally, most of what I am planning on posting, for now at least, will come from said genre.
Last August I had an old friend (re)introduce me to an author who I had passed by one too many times; Chuck Palahniuk, most well known for his book Fight Club. She lent me the book, Survivor, which is his second book published in 1999 (following Fight Club in'96).
For the purpose of this series of entries, I am going to intentionally neglect recounting the plot and summary or really prefacing anything, so that in reading my quotes out of context, it will spark a curiosity for the true meaning of what Palahniuk was intending to communicate, and thus, you will take it upon yourself to read.
When I read fiction in particular, I typically carry a notebook of some nature in order to copy down quotes that really catch me, make me think or straight up floor me. Palahniuk has no shortage of any of these.
Here are some of my collected quotes from Survivor.
"Call me a sexual predator, but when I think of predators, I think of lions, tigers, big cats, and sharks. This is not so much a predator versus prey relationship, this isn't a scavenger, a vulture, or a laughing hyena versus a carcass. This isn't a parasite versus host. We're all miserable together. It's the opposite of a victimless crime." p. 278.
"Nothing shows the straight line from here to death like a list" p. 269
"Ignore how it feels when the only real talent you have is for hiding the truth." p. 268
"You think if you work harder and faster you can gold off the chaos, but then one day you're changing a patio light with a five year lifespan and you realize how you'll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you'll be dead. Time is running out." p.263
"Think of this as valuable on the job training, think of your life as a sick joke;
What do you call a caseworker that hates her job and loses every client?
Dead.
What do you call the police worker zipping her into a rubber bag?
Dead.
What do you call the TV anchor in the front yard?
Dead.
It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line." p.162
"Every breath is a choice, every minute is a choice; to be or not to be." p. 161
"Then I called the agent. The truth is, there's always been someone to tell me what to do. The church, the people who I work for, the caseworker, and I can't stand the idea of being alone. I can't bear the thought of being free." p.160
"Your realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time constrained law-and-order property-lined world. It's only in drugs and death that we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling." p. 151
"I figured a few more sins would help me round out my resume. This is the upside of already being eternally damned. I figured, hell could wait." p. 128
"It's fertility who says, some stadiums when I am up front praising god, I'm the same as people wearing clothes printed with Mickey Mouse, or drinking Coca Cola. I mean, its so easy. It's not even a choice. You can't go wrong. Fertility says praising god is just such a safe thing to do you don't even have to give it any thought." p. 123
"The way fertility slouches with her elbows on the table and her face propped in her hands, her bored-colored red hair hanging limp in her face, you'd guess she's just arrived from some planet with not as much gravity as earth. As if just being here, as skinny as she is, she weighs eight hundred pounds." p. 120
"Don't ask me when because I don't remember when, but somewhere along the way, I keep forgetting to commit suicide." p. 88
"The idea of laundering anything makes me homesick for the sound for the sound of zippers going round in a clothes dryer." p.86
"I killed my brother. "
"I killed her brother,"
"I killed Adam Branson."
"I killed Trevor Hollis."
"You can't trust me around anybody's brother with a telephone or a rock." p. 25